OH MY FCUKING GEE! I FEEL MORE THAN ALIVE AND YOUNG FOREVER! I MAY NOW REST IN PEACE! AFTER 3 YEARS AND 17 DAYS OF WAITING, JORDAN WITZIGREUTER FINALLY NOTICED ME AND REPLIED/GREETED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THIS CENTURY AND ROMANCE ON A ROCKETSHIP TOO!

What are the pros of having someone who has the same birthday as you?

You have the chance to celebrate together!

What are the cons of having someone who has the same birthday as you?

You will have separate party on the same day and your friends will definitely have to choose!

My Enchanted Kingdom getaway plan versus Apple’s debut in Olongapo City.

Like eew. Debut? 18 treasures, 18 wishes and 18 roses?

If I were her, I would have 18 merchandises, 18 shots and 18 songs.

Apparently, she won since she asked them ahead of me. Thus, my all-time crush went to her party and forgot to greet me. :( But I still have my family and best friend with me. :)

I finally conquered my fear of heights and speed. NOT! Oh well, I can now die. “My Lord, to You I commit my soul.” I kept shouting that in every line.  I wished for  my Almighty Father to take me to paradise already but He didn’t. :(

• Jag: Chelsea, may tanong ako.
• Me: Ano?
• Jag: Naka-move on ka na ba?
• Me: ((Pinapatanong ba yun ni Xiao or?)) Hindi pa.
• Jag: Sabi ko na nga ba.
• Me: <9 days after> Jag, paano mo tatanungin ang isang babae kung gusto mo siya maging girlfriend?
• Jag: Huh? Di ba dadaan muna sa ligawan?
• Me: Paano nga lang eh?
• Jag: Um… Will you be my girlfriend?
• Me: Yes! HAHAHA!
• Jag: Seryoso ka ba?
• Me: Oo. Monthsary natin ngayon ha!
• Jag: *chuckled/confused*
• Me: <2 hours after> Jag, experiment lang yun ha! Pero kung gusto mo seryosohin, okay lang din. HAHAHA!
• Jag: Um... Ayaw ko e.
• Me: Sige. Hahaha. *faked a smile* Bye. Good night! *waved at him, went up to my room and cried*
• Jag: Gusto sana kitang kausapin tungkol sa nangyari kagabi. Una sa lahat, hindi ko kayang tumbasan ang affection (o kung ano mang term) binibigay mo sakin kahit matagal ko nang alam yun, as in forever dahil kaibigan lang tingin ko sayo.
• Jag: Pangalawa, nabadtrip/naoffend ako dahil hindi ako yung tipo ng tao na papayag agad kapag sinabi mong tayo na, mas gusto kong naghihirap ako.
• Jag: Pangatlo, ang creepy nan g dating mo sakin, dati eh ayos lang dahil ayaw kong gawin awkward tayo, pero sobra na talaga eh. Sorry pero sa tingin ko magiging awkward na ako sayo. So, yun lang. Bye.
• Me: *dialed his number but he didn’t pick up* Jag, sagutin mo tawag ko, I need to explain myself.
• Jag: Sige. Pero wag ka na tumawag. Text mo nalang.
• Me: Kung nabalitaan mong umiyak ako kagabi, that is because first time kong ma-reject. Wow, Jag. Crush lang naman kita as in someone na napapangiti ako in your own simple ways at hindi naman ako umaasa for something more. Simula nung tinanong mo ako kung naka-move on na ako, inisip ko nab aka pinapatanong lang ni Xiao. Pero nung kinwento ko sa friends ko, nagulat sila. Sabi nila, baka may deeper meaning yun. Ayun, naging “expressive” ako sayo. Lagi kitang kinukulit. Tapos kasama ko si Eloiza kahapon. Sabi niya, try ko daw itanong sayo “Paano mo tatanungin ang isang babae kung gusto mo siya maging girlfriend?”. Pag sinabi mong “Will you be my girlfriend?”, sasagot ako ng “Yes.”. Joke lang talaga yun. Plus di pa talaga ako maka-move on kay Xiao. Sorry kung naoffend kita. Okay lang kung magiging awkward ka sakin. From the start naman talaga, awkward na tayo, di ba? Lalo now that I crossed the line. Sorry ulit. Hope it’s not too late to fix our friendship.
• Jag: I don’t have anything dun sa crush dahil alam ko na yun noon pa. Sana kung big deal yun sakin eh di di na kita kinakausap. Naging expressive ka lang talaga at dun ako naninibago, at experiment? Um… Wrong move, time and place. Lalo na’t haggard ako. Sana hindi mo ako binibigla. Sinabi mo na ngang you’ve crossed the line, and nakapagexplain na ako at ikaw rin. So wala na rin tayong mapaguusapan. Hindi ako galit, iiwas lang ako.
• Jag: Tanong ko lang, kung hindi ka pa nakakamove on bakit ginawa mo yung experiment na yun? What does that mean?
• Me: Okay. I know. Sorry. Lagi naman akong mali eh. I did that for icebreaker lang sana. Lagi nalang kasing about music pinag-uusapan natin. Di pa naman kasi ako masyado makarelate sa mga subjects niyo ngayon. Plus I feel out of place lagi. Ayun.
• Jag: Katulad ng sinabi ko kanina, wrong move, time and place. Nagmukha ka kasing desperate kagabi, as in yung experiment nay un ay mali. Ang advice ko lang as a friend, eh sana alam mo yung mga magiging outcome ng gagawin mo. So, okay. Bye. May exam pa ako eh.
• Me: Nag-audition kasi ako for Desperate Housewives. Hahaha. Sige. Go, councilor! God bless.
• Me: Jag, bakit mo nga pala tinanong kung naka-move on na ako? Please reply asap.
• Jag: Um... Nagtanong lang ako syempre kasi concerned lang ako.

• Me: *waits for Joshua to answer his phone twice: noon and twilight* ((don't hang up!))
• Me: *tweets* Because I dreamt about you last night... HAHAHAPPY BEERDAY @strongmanjoshua! Bati na tayo puh-lease? Sorry naaa! :((
• Me: *3 hours later, texts Blad* Kasama mo si Joshua? Paki-bati naman ng happy beerday oh! Salamaaat!
• Blad: Haha. Sige. Tulog pa eh.
• Me: *asks his brods and sisses to greet him via sms* ((Joshua replied to them! so unfair!))
• Me: *texts Joshua* Dahil ayaw mo sagutin ang mga tawag ko at binlock mo ako sa Twitter, dito nalang sa text kahit alam kong 'di ka magrereply... HAHAHAPPY BEERDAY! :))
• Me: *next night, with my friends at Jag's room*
• Joshua: *enters the area and raises gin then leaves because he sees me*
• Jody: Hayaan mo siya. Ipakita mo na mas masaya ka na wala siya!
• Me: *glares at the cake*
• Jody: Ano, Chelsea? Pahiran mo ng icing tapos mag-tago ka nalang sa likod ko!
• Me: *growls like an idiot and prepares for my attack* WHUUUT? ((KP thinks I'm insane))
• Jody: Lumabas na siya!
• Me: Wag nalang nga. *sobs*
• Me: *pokes Joshua's back*
• Joshua: *looks at me* ((Is he drunk?))
• Me: Belated happy birthday!
• Joshua: *high fives* Shot ka muna!
• Me: Sige, isa lang. Uuwi na ako eh.
• Joshua: *pours and hands me the drink*
• Me: Tubig lang 'to eh!
• Joshua: GSM yan!
• Me: Ah, okay? *bottoms up* Good night! Ingat pauwi. *walks out*